tense

teacher: `I am beautiful`, which tense is that?
tintumon: ” adhendhayalum past tense aavane vazhiyullu…!!

three ways

jintappan-” ho veendu exam..engane ezhudhum aavo”
tintumon-” adhinu moonu karyangal orthal madhi…
Look up for INSPIRATION;
Look down for CONCENTRATION;
Look around for INFORMATION….!!

communication

shyamuttan-” endhada oru vishamam?
tintumon-” hey..girlfrndum njanum thammil oru communication problm”
shyamuttan-” endhe vilichitu edukanille?
tintumon-” vilichal eppolum edukkunnadhu avalde husbnd aaneda…!!!

different sound

Teacher: nooriladhikam shabdham purapeduvikkuna oru jeeviyude peruparayuka???
Tintu mon: kottayam naseer

Idea starsinger

Tintumonu idea starsingeril
selection kitti.Avan aadyathe roundilpoyi oru pattu paadi.
sharat sir:enthada ithu? sangathiyumilla shadjavumilla.
tintu:ente sare,”sangathi”
illenkil pinne enthina
“shadjam”…..

kannu

jintappan: eda nokku aa kuttiye enikku ishtappettu!
tintu: enikkum!
jintu:ennikku avale kannanu kuduthalista pettathu?
tintu: enjill kannu nii edutho backki enikku!

vayasathi

suryamol-” neeyalle paranje enne kanda vayasathi pole aayennu..ninte frnd paranjallo enne kaanan super aanennu..
tintumon-” shyamuttan aavum paranjadhu?
surayamol-” crct.engane name kitti?
tintumon-” avanee aakri kachavadam aanu..avanappo adhokke parayum…”

evide?

pinkimol-” dhe manushya..time ethrayayi..ningal idhevida poyi kidakkunne…”
tintumon-” edee njan ippo townila.annu nammal orumichu varumbo oru swarna kada kandilla?
pinky-” ya ya kandu …!!
tintumon- “avide oru maala kandu ninakku ishtapetille..annu cash illathondu nammal adhu vaangiyilla.
pinky-” yes dear ippo avideyano? my sweet…!!
tintumon-” aa kadayude aduthulla volga bar il njan und…randennam adichechu varam….!!

kuttikkalam

jintappan-” kuttikaalam endhu rasamanu alle?
tintumon-” kuttikkalam sherikkum kudichu bodham poya polulla oru avastha aanu…!
jintappan-” adhendha?
tintumon-” aa timil nammal cheyyunnadhonnum namukku ormayilla.pakshe mattullavarku ellam sherikku orma kaanum…”

Kadha

Tintu: Amme, oru kadha paranju tha.
Amma: oridath oridath oru appuppanum ammummayum undayirunu…..
Tintu: Ooh .. avattangal ithuvare chathille…

sundhareee

suryamol-” ningal beer kudichu varunna dhivasam enne sundhari kutee enna vilikaaru’
tintumon-”adhe’
suryamol-” brandy kudichu vanna enne aushwarya rai ennu parayarund’
tintumon-”und’
suryamol-” innendha enne rakshasi ennu viliche? innu endha kudiche?
tintumon-” innu njan kudichitilla…!!

odakkuzhal

tintumon-” ho ee punnungalude ahangaram…
jintappan-” endhu patiyeda?
tintumon-” sree ram villodichappo seetha koode ponu…. krishnan odakuzhal vilichappo radha odiyethi…”
jintappan-” adhinu?
tintumon-” aa kukkumole nokki onnu choolamadichenu aval achanem kootiyada vannadhu…!!

Cherudh

teacher-” chetiya karyangalku naam orikalum vedhanikarudh”
tintumon-” chila cheriya karyangal nammale vedhanipikkum”
teacher-” no..orikalum illa”
tintumon-” enna dhe ee cheriya ’soochiku’ mugalil oru 5 minut onnu irunnu kaanikku….”

Doctor

teacher-” an apple a day keeps the doctor
away,
tintumon-”but if doctor is cute,
forget the fruit….!!!

Mazha

suryamol-” mazha ella vasthukaleyum vrithi aakunnu…”
tintumon-”" ennu vachal?
suryamol-” kanditille pullum poovumoke nananju sundharam aagunnadhu?
tintumon-” hmm..appo nee idhuvare mazha nananjiteyilla alle?

Gun

Teacher : what will u do if a man comes to u and show u a gun
Tintumon:If i like that gun i will purchase it or else i will simply say sorry i dont want it

Vayichu valaralle

pappu enna nalla uyaram ulla classile pudiya kuttiyodu tintu:pappu nee vayikkarudu
pappu:adenda enikku vayichal.tintu:vaichal valarum vayichillel valayum ennaro paranjattille.eni nee valarnu engottu povana!

Good or Bad??

Tintumon : Hey, I got married
Aarumon : Oh, thats good
Tintumon : No, thats bad. She is ugly
Aarumon : Oh, thats bad
Tintumon : No thats good, she is rich
Aarumon : Oh, thats good
Tintumon : No thats bad, she wont give me a single paisa
Aarumon : Oh, thats bad
Tintumon : No thats good, she bought me a big house
Aarumon : Oh, thats good
Tintumon : No thats bad, the house burnt down
Aarumon : Oh, thats bad
Tintumon : No thats good, she was inside…..

Real estate

tintumon-”Kissing is like real estate business.”
jintappan-”adhendha angane?
tintumon-”The most important thing is ‘location’….adhu crct allel pani palum!!!!,

Mugam

Teacher:’njan oralude mugathekku sookshichu nokkiyal aa kutti enne pati endhanu karudhunnadhu ennu parayan
pattum”
tintumon-” appo ente t.c ezhudhumennu urappayi…”

Vaayana

tintumon-’parents parayunnu njan film kaanunnadhu kurachu kooduthal vayikkan shramikkanam ennu”
teacher-”good..ennitippo nee vaayikan thudangiyo?
tintumon-”uvvu ippo njan subtitle ittanu film kaanaru..vaaychu kaanalo

Cheetha vili

tintumon-” hello..
kelkkunnille? makkalundaya maryadhakku valarthanam..ingane kayaroori vittu baaki ullavante
vila kalayarudhu.. avan kaaranam ippo njnagalkku vila kuranju thudangi..madhaapithakal sradhikanam..
verudhe
enne kondini parayipikadhe nokkan avanodu parayanam..naatukarum paranju thudangi..ok njan vakkunnu…!
amma-” nee aareyada phone vilichu cheetha parayunne?
tintumon-”aa mallika sukumarane….!!

Raped

kukkumol:”da tintu tintu enne rape cheydhuda…!!!”
tintumon : ‘ vegam kure pachamulagu kadichu thinnu…”
kukkumol : angane cheydha Pregnancy thadayan
patumo ?
tintumon : ‘ NO ”
ninte mugathulla aa sandhosha chiri angu povum…

Project

Mom: ”da appurathe veetile chinnumol garbhini aayennu…!!
tintumon: ‘adhu avalde collegil nadanna projectinte baagamayi sambavichadhavum… about “Miracle of Life”
Mom: ”aara idhinte utharavaadhi ennu ariyo ninakku?
tintumon: ”I dont know, it was a group project….!!

7 Wonders of Love

Tintumon : Do you know about the 7 Wonders of Love..??
Aarumon : No
Tintumon :
1) Two Girls sitting quite
2)City girl cooking lunch
3)Wife not asking money
4) Girl friend paying bill
5)Girls coming out without makeup
6) wife not going to shopping
7)Girl saying , I have loved only one boy

HOW TO USE THE WORD FRIENDSHIP

Aarumon : How the Word Friendship is being used..??
Tintumon : Boys use the Word Friendship to start Love and Girls use it to end Love..!!

ENDE SCHOOL BUS

Teacher : what comes before 8 ?
Tintu : Ende School Bus..

SIGN BOARD FOR KEEP SILENCE

Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for conveying the message to keep the mobile phones in silent mode for a conference room.
Tintumon wrote like this.
Please keep your Mobile Phones in ‘Manmohan Singh Mode’

BUYING MOBILE EASILY

Pinkumol : Nee Mobile vangiyath Ninte Achan Arinjo..?
Tintumon : SalesMan Polum Arinjilla pinneyalle.. Achan..!!

PANDITHAN

Teacher : Kuttikale kashinja classil ‘maha pandithan’ ennu viseshikkapettahu areyanu?
Tintu : SANTHOSH PANDIT

COMMON

Tintu : da Bibi, prithvirajinte film inun FTV kkumulla oru similarity endhaann ninakkariyoo?
Bibikkuttan : illa.. ariyilla endhaa?
Tintu : Randu channelum njammal MUTE aakkiyathinusheshame kaanu…:)

RAKSHAPEDAL

doctr-” mr tintu..thante bharya rakshapedanam engil avalkku nalla care kodukanam.nalla food..nalla sndhoshipikkunna samsaram.eppolum chiripikkanam.manasu veshmipikarudh..okke cheyyanam ketto”
tintumon-” appo aval ini rakshapedan chance theere illa ennanalle doctr paranju varunnadhu….?

TWINS

teacher- ” tintu..suppose nee iratta sahodharimaaril orale aanu vivaham kazhichadhennu karudhu”
tintu-” hai..karudhi”
teacher-” nee avaril ninnum ninte bharyaye engane thirichariyum?
tintu-” crct thirichariyanam ennu enikku yaadhoru nirbandhavum illa teachere…ullondu onam pole….!!!

GANDHI JAYANTHI

teachr-” gandhi jayanthiye pati endhariyam?
tintumon-” gandhiji valare nalla manushyan aanu. pakshe ente ammayane sathyam ee jayanthiyum angerum thammil ulla bandham enikariyillarnu….”

BOYFRIEND

teacher-” cheydha thetu manasilaki maappu parayunnavane endhu vilikkam?
tintumon-” salswabavi”
teacher-” thetugal onnum cheyyadhe thanne maappu apekshikunnavane endhu vilikkam?
tintumon-” BOY Friend”